Thrown to the Wolves
Posted by Pete Robbins on Dec 18th 2019
What’s the definition of a dysfunctional family?
Any family with more than one member.
If you are in that miniscule subset of families who always get along, who finish one another’s sentences, and agree on everything, you might feel left out this holiday season.
If you’re wearing matching sweaters and sitting around the fire drinking hot cocoa, it’s probably too late for me to fix you, but if you haven’t gone that far, here are a few conversation topics and word prompts guaranteed to make you disagree as much as the rest of us. Try them at risk of being cut out of the will.
· Livewells vs. catch/weigh/release
· Ford vs. Chevy
· Flat brims
· Squinchers
· Sheep vs. wolves
· Mary Ann vs. Ginger
· White rods
· Impeachment
· Hunter vs. Fletcher
· White sunglasses
· Dave Mercer’s head vs. Marty Stone’s head
· BP & G
· “Tastes great” vs. “less filling”
Kinda silly, right?
Keep casting, amigos.